Drew

"Drew'll be here in an hour," Peri said into the phone.

"How do you feel about that?" Linda asked.

"Apprehensive. He's called me at least ten times today. I guess I just don't understand the Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Jackass routine. He's my best buddy here. We do everything together. In the city, he treats me like I'm a whore - flashing his money around, hitting on waitresses, buying me expensive gifts like I suddenly give a shit about money."

"Yeah. That was pretty fucked up."

"We'll just have to see what's up. Furthermore, I haven't told him I'm sick."

"Oh shit."

"No man ever reacts well when you tell them you've had part of your genitalia removed. You might as well tell 'em you had a lobotomy."

"He might like that. Call me as soon as he leaves."