I hate my stomach! I have an appointment on Friday to get another f&^king tube stuck down my throat. This ought to be fun when I warn el doctor about my gag reflex, he promptly ignores me, and I puke all over him. This will be fun!Same diagnosis as ever: take these pills every morning before you eat, don't take Pepto even though it is the only thing that works, avoid stress (like hell), don't drink, no tomatoes, no dairy, you need to sleep but any sleep aide I could give you will upset your stomach.
Why didn't I got to medical school? I'd be really good at this.
But on a lighter note, I have been sleeping. I've only had to take one sleeping pill in the last two weeks. The best pill for any sleep disorder - contentment.
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