Die Spider Die

"He's a spider." Marc said once Aislin had confessed the affair she'd been having for the past few months.

"What do you mean?"

"Aside from being creepy, spider are good because they kill other bugs. But when that spider crawls into your bed and bites you, it's time to roll up a magazine and get rid of him."

Aislin raised her wine glass and said, "Here's to killing spiders."